Me: "What's up with Al Roker today? Every time they cut to or from a break, Al is sitting there chortling and rocking back and forth in his chair like a man with a live squirrel down his pants."
RX: "Al might like that sort of thing."
Me: "For all I know, it was in his contract. 'Well, Al, ratings are up over last season and your spot's been really popular. So, like we agreed, here's a live squirrel down your trousers.'"
He needs to take up ferret-legging as a hobby. ;-)
ReplyDeleteTo each his own, I suppose
ReplyDeleteDo you think he's recently attended the First Self-Righteous Church in Pascagoula?
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He's channeling Ed Wynn's character in Mary Poppins, and he's trying to float around the room.
ReplyDeleteFor even better ratings, you know.
Maybe he won the office pool from the weekend.
ReplyDeleteSquirrels in his pants?
ReplyDeletemaybe someone slipped him a mickey.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he pooped in his pants again.
ReplyDeletehttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qFY8XlsTwaQ
Oh... I HAVE to learn NOT to start taking a drink when I read these... sigh... :-)
ReplyDeleteWhat's even weirder is when Al channels the Muttley laugh from the old Hanna-Barbera cartoons...
ReplyDeleteJim, I had forgotten that until you mentioned it. I would hope that as a grown male human (Man? Adult? He's a flaming leftist, so it's grown male human) he would have taken steps to avoid that again, or gotten professional help.
ReplyDeleteSadly no. He was doing it on the Weather Channel just last week.
ReplyDeleteAnother failed attempt to find the Higgs boson.
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