So as I'm blinking my way reluctantly towards consciousness for the second time this morning, the opening fanfare for the Today show is playing on the TeeWee, and I cock an ear at it, thinking "Maybe it will give me something to write about today, because thank gawd that *&*^$#@# missing airliner won't be the top story anymore."
And the announcer says "French satellite spots debris field!"
That television's continued existence proves anti-gunners wrong every day.
.
I can't believe you're not excited about Michelle Obama observing pandas and eating Tibetan food :( That's the !BIG! news on NPR right now.
ReplyDeleteShootin' Buddy will turn NPR on in the truck with a gleeful exclamation of "Let's see what Barack is doing!"
ReplyDeleteHopefully Michelle will help the Chinese with education (said with a straight face).
ReplyDeleteRule 4. Saves my TV at least once daily.
ReplyDeleteBut is she finally, really proud of the Chinese yet?
ReplyDeleteI would guess that the Chinese government's open racism against all non-Chinese, and long ongoing history of oppression of human rights (i.e., mass murder), might have had a limiting effect on Michelle's high opinion of her hosts, along the lines of Nancy Astor forthrightly asking Stalin: "When are you going to stop killing people?"
I could guess that. But should I guess that, I would be wrong.
Of course TV's cause bad news.
ReplyDeleteGet rid of TV's and there will be no more bad news.
A former girlfriend had a 1971 Gremlin X with the big six.
ReplyDeleteIt was actually a lot of fun to drive.
Not as fun as my '64 Corvair, but fun nonetheless.
I'm sure Michelle is making notes for HER term in office.
ReplyDeleteWhen you stop gagging tell me I'm wrong.
As for the "debris field" ... I'm sure CNN will wait until confirmation is provided by a serial numbered part ... assuming CNN knows what a "serial numbered part" means.
Geeze ... I really doubled up on the Cynic Flakes this morning's breakfast.