Wednesday, April 09, 2014

Overheard in Front of the TeeWee...

A commercial comes on with a bespectacled young man who looks like a young Clark Kent...
RX: "Superman had a kid! But he never had a wife..."

Me: "Kryptonians reproduce by parthenogenesis."
Hey, it's xenobiology; it could happen.

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  1. Mike_C, And I thought I was the only person that knew about that monograph.

    Yup, first thing I thought of when seeing this post.

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  2. "I thought I was the only person that knew about that monograph."

    Look where you are. I'm a little surprised if someone doesn't.

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  3. I'm trying to push all the various off color man of steel jokes out of my mind.

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  4. Wow, I think Mike_C's link covered all of them and then some.

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  5. He married Louis in Louis & Clark...

    And had a kid with her in the first new movie. Might have had a kid with her in the TV show, too, but it's been too long since I watched that one.

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  6. He married Louis in Louis & Clark...


    Please God, don't let that be a Freudian slip!

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  7. Well, then, he would definitely not have kids, even ignoring the Supersperm.

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  8. There's a problem with "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex." How do we know Superman is a "he"? We might assume that Superman has something resembling male genitalia, but that might be an ovipositor.

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  9. JohninMd.(HELP?!?)3:25 AM, April 10, 2014

    "Able to leap tall IUDs (and other contraceptives) in a single bound..."

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  10. Perhaps along the lines of sprouting out of the head, like Zeus's children or the "golden shower" thing he was fond of

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  11. Ditto the first comment, I read it in the early 1980s when it was already in a collection of short SF found during my lazy days browsing a university library for idle entertainment.

    God I miss doing that.

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