Saturday, April 19, 2014

The lowest form of single-celled digital life...

"An investigation from the Police Cyber Terror Response Center verified that all texts in question [from passengers still within the ship] are fake," South Korea police posted on its official Twitter account.
"Please stop such actions that are causing pain to the families of missing passengers. The malicious distributors of these texts will be strictly dealt with."
I think the families of those still missing should be allowed to troll the perpetrators right back. With tire tools. It would be extremely lulzy to watch the Cheeto dust fly while they whimpered "It was ju-u-st a j-joke! P-p-please! Not the face!"
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13 comments:

  1. Bubblehead Les.3:11 PM, April 19, 2014

    Scum. Just Scum. But instead of Tire Irons, why not make the Punishment fit the crime? Put them in Chains, place them in Weighted Sealed Barrels with a Cell Phone, and drop THEM into the Ocean, about 50 miles out.

    Yeah, I'm a little Medieval. Sue me.

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  2. Anonymous3:43 PM, April 19, 2014

    Les,

    My thought was load them in a shipping container and roll them of the deck, but yours would work for me.

    Gerry

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  3. Cincinnatus4:34 PM, April 19, 2014

    There are some very sick people in the world.

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  4. Windy Wilson4:55 PM, April 19, 2014

    Tam, I agree with you. I would hold their coats while they administered realization.
    They probably think they are doing this anonymously. If blanket parties are frowned on for readjusting attitudes and inducing sense, then perhaps the police can visit the people doing this. "Come along, please." doesn't even have to end in physical pain or disappearance. The mere going for a ride with stern, uncommunicative men in uniform will be good for their souls.

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  5. Drang7:46 PM, April 19, 2014

    Make 'em live in the DPRK.

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  6. Old NFO8:31 PM, April 19, 2014

    There is a sub-culture that does this EVERY damn time... I think it should be open season on them! Where is the damn NSA when you need them???

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  7. Crotalus2:01 AM, April 20, 2014

    Dang, Drang, we have enough trouble in the PDRK without letting these cretins in!

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  8. Windy Wilson3:55 AM, April 20, 2014

    Old NFO; Indeed!
    The NSA is missing a good bet. If these evil and thoughtless people were outed by the NSA the complaints about invasion of privacy would be greatly reduced (Whether or not it would or could actually make up for that invasion is an open question).

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  9. staghounds9:24 AM, April 20, 2014

    Yes, those people are (if it happened in my State) committing actual crimes.

    What trash.

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  10. NotClauswitz12:34 PM, April 20, 2014

    Disgusting doesn't even begin to describe.

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  11. Old NFO3:02 PM, April 20, 2014

    Windy- Good point... dammit

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  12. RandyGC3:48 PM, April 20, 2014

    Windy, Having been stationed in the ROK, I can say that if the local police get their hands on these trolls, a blanket party is the best they can hope for.

    I've seen beat cops kick (literally) the crap of punks hanging around a street corner just because they were punks hanging around a street corner.

    And wall to wall counseling in the ROK military is just about a literal description.

    I heartily approve of any of the above in this case.

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  13. Goober10:44 AM, April 21, 2014

    Why would you even...?

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