NPR Announcer: "...and for everybody who lived through the financial crisis..."(Not that I think the "financial crisis" is at all over. To riff off Churchill, we've seen the end of the beginning, but we're nowhere near the beginning of the end yet. There's just been a fevered bout of kicking the can further down the road.)
Me: (yelling at car radio) "By which you mean all your listeners over age six!"
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