Books. Bikes. Boomsticks. “I only regret that I have but one face to palm for my country.”
Me: "You mean you don't turn the boxes of Doo Dads upside down on the grocery store shelf so they read 'Spep Oop'?" RX: "Tamara, that's childish." Me: "Yeah, and...?" RX: "I am adultish."