Seriously...

...they just sent me over from central casting to play "Woman in Seat 5A" in the movie of your life, honey. Oh, I didn't mind your carry-on bag in my teeth at all. No, no! Don't let me get in your way! The director needs a good shot of you coming up the jetway.

.@HarryFreeK Dude, it's like the inside of every Embraer and Bombardier is a fifty- to eighty-attendee solipsist's convention.

— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) March 30, 2016