"'Pay My Bill'...What do you mean 'Page Not Found'? Why are you making it difficult to give you money? 'Click Back Button'? Okay...oh, there's all my stuff. Do I want to use the stored card? Yes. That's the whole reason I stored it, you knobs. Would I like to sign up for auto pay? No, I like sticking needles in my eyeballs like this on the first of every month..."