"On the bright side, at least we weren't buried under a deluge of $49 Mle.1886 rifles and crates of nickel-a-round corrosive 8mm Lebel. I can only imagine the contortions neckbeards would be going through to justify the awesomeness of those.
Although, now that it's in my head, the idea of a Tapco'ed-out Lebel has a sort of perverse attraction."