Overheard on the Phone...

Phone: *RING! RING!*

Me: "Hello?"

Phone: "Hi! This is...*fake static*...Amy; I'm a Medicare advisor. How are you today?"

Me: "You're not a Medicare advisor, Amy. You're a robot."

Phone: "Great! Our records show that you are enrolled in Medicare or someone in your house is enrolled in Medicare. Is this right?"

Me: "Medicare makes me sooo hot, Amy. What are you wearing?"

Phone: "..."

Me: "Amy? Are you there? Did I not use the right keywords for your dialog tree?"

Phone: "..."

Me: *click*