Books. Bikes. Boomsticks. “I only regret that I have but one face to palm for my country.”
Me: (singing) "Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me!" RX: "You're not a pirate." Me: "Are you denying me my self-identification as a pirate?" RX: "Yes, I am. Pirates are bad." Me: "They warned me this sort of thing would happen in Trump's America!"