Books. Bikes. Boomsticks. “I only regret that I have but one face to palm for my country.”
Me: "But is it 'Made in China'?" RX: (examining back of power strip) "It says 'Designed in Salt Lake City, Made in China'..." Me: "Mormon commies! They're the worst!" RX: "Always going on about the common good and then marrying multiple women."