RX: "Sir Mix-A-Lot is running for president, saying he has the same basic qualification as George Washington."
Me: "Huh?"
RX: "He cannot lie."
Me: "Wha..?"
RX: "You were going to say that you thought Washington liked big butts?"
Me: "No, I was going to say that my education had left me ignorant about Sir Mix-A-Lot's service as a general in the Continental Army."