RX: "What makes you think the video is Japanese?"nb. My landlady wishes it to be known that awareness of the existence of tentacle porn is not the same as approval thereof.
Me: "Because of the way they're folding that stuff. Look, in Japan, they've basically raised two things past 'art form' and clean into 'cultural obsession': Serving tea, and folding stuff really, really neatly."
RX: "There's also vending machines. And tentacle porn."