I can't make up my mind...

...about whether I think the bling-y M17s Sig Sauer just made for the purpose of being carried by the honor guards at the Tomb of the Unknowns are garish or super cool.

All I know is that if a BB pistol or airsoft replica version is ever offered for sale, I'mma be on that thing like a fat kid on a Twinkie.
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