Given the mountain of evidence that Chicago authorities have released, either Smollet is the cheekiest individual to walk the face of the earth, or he's pathological.
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Alright, Jussie, let's see them cards. I'm calling your bluff."
Jussie smiles confidently and fans three cards out on the table in front of him.
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Okay, let's see here... You've got 'Black', and 'Bisexual' and...wait, this isn't a card! You've just taken a 3x5 piece of cardboard and written 'VICTIM' on it in crayon!"
Not blinking, Jussie continues to smile and radiate confidence...
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