Books. Bikes. Boomsticks. “I only regret that I have but one face to palm for my country.”
Hey, look, you can get a kiddie-size Nerf gun militia dude's costume, complete with red, white, and blue skull-faced neck gaiter!
The kiddie-sized Nerf gun confidential informant's costume looks the same, but comes with a concealed Nerf wire.
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