"English, MF'er! Do you speak...or write...it?"

This headline at Newsweek got my eye twitching:

Elderly Man Shoots Dead Assisted-Living Worker in Colorado, Police Say

Do they not diagram sentences in school anymore?

If I were in the old folks' home and saw the dead wandering about, I'd shoot them, too. "The zombie apocalypse is upon us! Shamblers in the wire!"

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