First pasture pool, then futbol...

In their continued effort to "sportswash" the shady rep of their government, the Saudis are spending jillions recruiting slightly past-their-prime big name soccer stars for their national league.

For a hilarious take on how this is going to work, here's a good rundown:

"Welcome to Bins Fulla Moolah, Saudi Arabia’s premier retirement community for world soccer stars. We’re here to hijack…your hearts!

You must be here because you’ve heard about the Kingdom’s plans to recruit you and other global soccer sensations whose contracts in the most competitive leagues are running out..."

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