Reading the Priorities Tea Leaves...

Some crystal ball work on the military priorities of the incoming administration from War by Other Means:

Instead, CENTCOM is a Tomahawk monster that can only experience joy when it is stealing Tomahawks from INDOPACOM and launching them at patches of desert. Since you cannot deprioritize CENTCOM, they will continue to launch Tomahawks even when Boltzmann brains begin to emerge from the ether. Resources will have to be found elsewhere from regions we deprioritize.

This brings me to my central point here—INDOPACOM will never experience happiness.

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