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Monday, October 20, 2025
Not Like the Movies
Heist films always have some elaborate plan that involves exotic hardware, complex diversions, and split-second timing, like Ocean's Eleven, or else commando raid style violence, like Heat.
Meanwhile, real heists have a couple dudes dressed like construction workers put a ladder up against a world famous art museum, climb in through a second story window, and boost the crown jewels of France.