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OMG cubed! This was the pre-nup and she still married him? Woohoo - sexay - where do we sign up? *LOL* I'm absolutely dazzled by this.
What amazes me is that this jackass is still in possession of his genitals; most women I know would have (rightly) kicked him in the groin just for suggesting that they seriously consider signing a ridiculous contract like that.
"Man,love letters sure have changed since Ive been getting em!"Heh.Whatever happened to "I like you. Do you like me? Circle Yes or No and tape your milk money here."?
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OMG cubed! This was the pre-nup and she still married him?
ReplyDeleteWoohoo - sexay - where do we sign up?
*LOL* I'm absolutely dazzled by this.
What amazes me is that this jackass is still in possession of his genitals; most women I know would have (rightly) kicked him in the groin just for suggesting that they seriously consider signing a ridiculous contract like that.
ReplyDelete"Man,love letters sure have changed since Ive been getting em!"
ReplyDeleteHeh.
Whatever happened to "I like you. Do you like me? Circle Yes or No and tape your milk money here."?