When you're standing in front of the mailbox in unzipped 5.11 Tactical boots, a rumpled Nine Inch Nails tee shirt, and green surgical scrubs, and you reach in and grab the Victoria's Secret catalog, and the catalog bursts into flame, it's just the Universe's way of telling you that you are a fashion disaster...
I'm sure you could dress sexy if you wanted to.
ReplyDeleteIt probally isn't important to you.
However, someday when you're 80 and known as the old gun toting crazy cat lady at the end of the street, wouldn't it be nice to have some pictures of when you were the svelt and sexy.. gun toting crazy cat lady at the end of the street?
;-)
I suspect you're one of those people with such natural ease that you make anything you wear sexy. Nothing's hotter than confidence and capability. Add to that a deadly vocabulary and lightning wit, and well...
ReplyDeleteA large portion of sex appeal is personality.
ReplyDeleteThe same thing happens to me when I walk by a fancy men clothing store in the mall - suits and fancy shirts just catch fire all by themselves!
ReplyDeleteI figure if I can't get into a place dressed in my normal fashion accutraments of a t-shirt and blue jeans, I probably shouldn't be there in the first place!
It wasn't incoming tracers? :-)I never seen boots with zippers except those "swinger" type 70's ones, with them on the side.
ReplyDelete"This blog is worthless without pictures"
ReplyDeleteTokarev
The Victoria's Secret catalogue just plain caught fire when you opened the mailbox? Kinda like those oil cans in "The Jerk" just started leaking oil...
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ReplyDeleteFeel free to delete this comment, too. I don't want to intrude in the conversation.
Cheers!
-Peter
phlegmy has it all nailed.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I'd probably pay good money for that pic to be posted.
Yes, Tam, photo, please! We must have a dramatic reenactment. We are talking about history, here.
ReplyDeletephotos please, with arms or without.
ReplyDeleteanonymous - that with arms or without reminds me of the amputee sex scene in one of my favorite bad films, Romeo Is Bleeding. Lena Olin straddles Gary Oldman and fiddles with the buckles on her prosthetic arm--
ReplyDeleteLena - With the arm, or without?
Gary - Without.
Here is a recent picture of Tam I found over at Cowboy Blob's place.
ReplyDeleteAnd of the two...who's the REAL Fashion Disaster?
ReplyDeleteHey, Tam,
ReplyDeleteMy spousal unit needs one of those Kalashnikitty tees - where can I get one?
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