"Sister was a little funky..."

Have you ever felt sad, yelled "Gross!", and busted a gut laughing at the same time?

NEW PORT RICHEY, Florida (AP) -- A woman's body was found wedged upside-down behind a bookcase in the home she shared with relatives who had spent nearly two weeks looking for her.

If a writer had put that into a novel, he'd be crucified for such an implausible scenario.