EASTON, Pennsylvania (AP) -- A man who pleaded guilty to molesting two girls told a judge he did it because of his wife's excessive bingo playing.
"My wife was never home," Floyd Kinney Jr. said during his plea hearing Friday.
I've heard some dog-ate-my-homework whoppers before, but that one takes the cake. Why not blame President Bush or Senator Clinton or Global Warming or WalMart while you're at it? Mad props to the judge, though, for a truly witty retort:
"Some people, when their wives are not home, decide to do other things, like clean their living rooms," McFadden said. "Your behavior is beyond the pale."
Snark for the win. Hopefully he gets the whole enchilada come sentencing.
He might have made a little more headway with the judge if he'd blamed Hurricane Katrina...
ReplyDeleteHrmm... "Bubba" in prison can't see his wife, so I suppose that anything that should "happen" to this guy is excused, right?
ReplyDeleteChild molesting?
ReplyDeleteHis future roommates will more than likely be playing "hide the enchilada" with him!