Friday, April 13, 2007

Taxonomy of Modern Dangers: Are you ready today?

Mugwug reminds us to shift all the guns in the house over to their anti-Zombie loadings for the day.

Happy "hockey mask wearing co-ed slaughtering aquatic zombie day"! :)

9 comments:

  1. What kind of loads do we shoot on 4-20?

    "Shotgun" loads?

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  2. What is an appropriate anti-Zombie load? Seems to me that SS-109 works good on people, Zombies or not. ;)

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  3. Penetration to the vitals isn't as important with zombies, as they have no vitals which to penetrate. With the shambling dead I prefer fast, fragile varmint bullets that come apart on impact and blow big divots out of them.

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  4. And *don't* replace your divots.

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  5. I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
    Walkin' with a dead man over my shoulder

    Waiting for an invitation to arrive
    Goin' to a party where no one's still alive

    I was struck by lighting
    Walkin' down the street
    I was hit by something last night in my sleep
    It's a dead man's party
    Who could ask for more
    Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door
    Leave your body and soul at the door . . .

    All dressed up with nowhere to go
    Walkin' with a dead man
    Waitin' for an invitation to arrive
    With a dead man . . . Dead Man . . .

    Got my best suit and my tie
    Shiny silver dollar on either eye
    I hear the chauffeur comin' to the door
    Says there's room for maybe just one more . . .

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  6. D'you know, I don't think I've ever seen a single claymore used in a Zombie flick.

    Somehow, that leaves me feeling all sorta cold and hollow.... ;)

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  7. I hadn't seen a helicopter used for zomber head removal til grindhouse, but I guess they weren't really zombies soo...

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  8. .. D'you know, I don't think I've ever seen a single claymore used in a Zombie flick...

    I don't remember any claymores being used against zombies in any of the movies I've seen, there were (unconvincing) explosives used in "Day of the Dead II: Contagium", but no claymores.

    ..I hadn't seen a helicopter used for zomber head removal til grindhouse, but I guess they weren't really zombies soo...

    Dude... Romeros classic "Dawn of the Dead" had a zombie climbing over some boxes and getting it's cranium shortened.

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