Wednesday, November 14, 2007

You're doing it wrong. Again.


Dolt.






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9 comments:

  1. No, you see:

    It's like "garaging" the car...you know, park the car on the porch...oh, to hell with it!

    You're right, he (or she) is a dolt.

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  2. I thought it was "torch the car".

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  3. One summer, a buddy of mine cricked two Jags.

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  4. "One summer, a buddy of mine cricked two Jags."

    I'm assuming he was driving at the time...maybe a bit too fast for the handling dynamics of the car, or his own, possibly?

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  5. b, that ain't the half of it. An XK120 ("steering by torsion bar"; ISTC I've had pickups that handled better) and (genuflect) an E.

    He was a good driver. I have a suspicion that a very mild psychedelic may have been involved. (State Motto of Michigan: "Vinum Posset," Alcohol May have been a factor). In a certain sense of the word, hilarity ensued. Good Bad Ugly quote: "So many of us have had a session...in there." Post on this subject over at your place, we'll go round & round.

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  6. Still let him find the blog, though.

    Just sayin'...

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  7. Reminded me of the story which ended with:

    "Oh, I gave it TWO coats. And it wasn't a Porsche, it was a Mercedes."

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  8. If I ever need my car porched this is the place I'm coming to learn how to do it.

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  9. Random House Unabridged says a porch is: an exterior appendage to a building, forming a covered approach or vestibule to a doorway.

    Who knows, maybe porch is Kiwi for carport?

    Of course, here on the West Coast, carport means "Please come steal my motorcycle."

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