Note To Self: You know the little trick where you take your bra off without taking off your tee shirt? Don't do that again when you're wearing a long-sleeve tee over a short-sleeve tee or you'll wind up in a tangled mess of Escher-esque non-Euclidean geometry.
Lost that hand of strip poker, did ya? :-P
ReplyDeletePrurient Interest
I'n curious how the long and short sleeves affect anything unless the bra was being worn between them.
ReplyDeleteWhich would be eccentric.
"unless the bra was being worn between them."
ReplyDeleteIt didn't start out that way, that's for sure.
Lemme guess; you tried this after drinking moonshine from a klein bottle.
ReplyDeleteMark Alger
I think I'm gonna need an instructional video on that one.
ReplyDeleteI am not often left confused by my own mental picture.....
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!
"I think I'm gonna need an instructional video on that one."
ReplyDeleteYou can see the technique done in "Crocodile Dundee 2"
I have yet to meet a man who isn't totally baffled and amazed by this particular feat.
ReplyDelete"I have yet to meet a man who isn't totally baffled and amazed by this particular feat."
ReplyDeleteIndeed. Most of us aren't near as stupid as we act, but that trick nets the same result as pulling a quarter out of a two year old's ear.
Being a guy, I'm all the time falling over while trying to get my underwear off without taking my pants off first! :-)
ReplyDeleteBreda: I don't get it either- mine has much better spatial relations skills than I do, and he still seems mesmerized.
ReplyDeleteNormally, it takes *un*covered boobage to achieve similar results.
"Normally, it takes *un*covered boobage to achieve similar results."
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think we're imagining as we have that mesmerized & fascinated look?
Thank you, Weetabix. No matter how many times or ways I explain this, she still remains baffled and amazed at my fascination. Maybe if someone else says it, the explanation will stick.
ReplyDeleteI know how it's done with one shirt, and yes, like all men, I appreciate it. What I need an instructional video of is how it's NOT done when wearing 2 shirts.qyfdlfz
ReplyDeleteThe only time I ever have trouble taking something off underneath something else is when I tried to remove a hoodie from under a tee shirt...like changing shirts without having to go hide somewhere (marching band nerd!). I've NEVER had trouble of the sort you're talking about. That takes talent, Tam. Congratulations. ;-)
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ReplyDeleteIf I knew how it happened I wouldn't have wound up with my head in the sleeve of one shirt and most of the bra hanging out the neck hole of the other.
My first thought on reading this post was "I'd like to have seen that..."
ReplyDeleteI think I ... well, not actually see sad to say, what happened here. You tried to do this operation all in one go, didn't you?
ReplyDeleteWhat you should have done is draw your arms back in from the outer shirt, then do the "bra pull" trick and only then, after making certain the undershirt was properly situated about your torso should you have put your arms back through the appropriate holes in the outer shirt again.
All clear now? If you want, I could come up there and guide you through the steps a few times 'till things are all straightened out?
So to speak.
You know over the years I've read a lot of stuff on the internet, but this one was a prize winner and a first. Not vulgar, Not obscene, and completely within the bounds of good tast, but what it did to the imagination is fascinating in a mildly purient sort of way. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteAll The Best,
Frank W. James
And the video of this is available where?
ReplyDelete"And the video of this is available where?"
ReplyDeleteHey, that would be a bigger draw than the famous, or infamous, bikini picture....
Agreed. This post requires .gifs, at the very least.
ReplyDelete"If I knew how it happened I wouldn't have wound up with my head in the sleeve of one shirt and most of the bra hanging out the neck hole of the other."
ReplyDeleteSorry Tam, but if I am to beleive, I have to see photo's.
Ahem...,
ReplyDeleteThis blog useless without pitures...
Tokarev
"...my head in the sleeve of one shirt and most of the bra hanging out the neck hole of the other."
ReplyDeleteMuch as I'd like to believe otherwise, I'm pretty sure this whole epsiode was much less mesmerizing than the guys have been suggesting. Had to have been funny though.
Damn, some of y'all sound lonely.
ReplyDelete"Squeaky Wheel said...
ReplyDeleteThe only time I ever have trouble taking something off underneath something else is when I tried to remove a hoodie from under a tee shirt...like changing shirts without having to go hide somewhere (marching band nerd!). I've NEVER had trouble of the sort you're talking about. That takes talent, Tam. Congratulations. ;-)"
See, we had a trick in my band. It involved putting the shirt on UNDER the hoodie. Not a modesty thing for me, bein a guy, more about not taking off my jacket when it's really cold outside.
Lokidude -
ReplyDeleteWe had hoodies as part of our marching uniform for winter parades when I was a freshman. When we got back from the Christmas parade in our town, the temperature in the band room was sweltering compared to outside. I'd mastered taking off shirts from under the hoodie at that point, so all I had on was the hoodie itself after we got in the door, but it was still too hot, so I had to take one of the tee shirts I'd had on and change into it in a room full of people. The hood somehow got wrapped around the back of my bra. I'm still not sure how it happened. Needless to say, it wasn't quite the smooth operation I'd imagined it to be.
OA said...
ReplyDeleteDamn, some of y'all sound lonely.
I'm married. But this post still needs .gifs.
I had a GF who professed to not know the trick when I demonstrated it on her.
ReplyDeleteI think it's the disengenuous profession of ignnorance that contributed to the Ex-ness of the relationship.
Come to think of it, I had to show her how to use chopsticks, too, and she was a graduate student!