Tuesday, January 22, 2008

CNN officially puzzled.

CNN- "All we said was that voters who are both rhythmically-gifted and penilely-challenged are worrying their nappy little girl heads as to which token they should blindly support," said a spokesperson, "I don't know why everyone's in such a tizzy about it."

7 comments:

  1. It's just a setup for November, when you'll be a racist AND a sexist because you aren't voting for them both.

    Actually it's funny- after being indoctrinated for years with identity politics, even some black and woman targets haven't fallen for it.

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  2. If Dr. Paul doesn't win then I would settle for Play-dough for president. If we can't fix the government then I wholely support not making it worse.

    You can even use black play-dough and make a set of mammary glands to support your bigotry of choice.

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  3. Zoe--

    Except for that lame-ass pistol grip, it's why I want a granddaughter the next time around.

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  4. Didn't this kind of talk get Imus fired? OldeForce

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  5. Tam: re: M&M

    The cute! It burns! My face is melting! No longer can I maintain my stoic visage. Must. Resist. Urge. To smile.

    Damn. Failed. :D

    I'm looking forward to making my very pink-oriented niece such a rifle when she gets a bit older. Man. My sister turned out 4 kids. I'm going to go broke being the good uncle.

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