Never have I seen so much money spent to render a gun more or less completely non-functional. And by someone who is so gifted with the English language, to boot:
Custom Built: single shoot or Full-automatic legal to own NO special permits or License needede NO tax Stamp needed . Rifle's never been shoot. This is one of my private Gun's,Custom Built with all the "GOODIES" It comes with a 2nd Gen Night Vision with controls on the left side of the Night Vision it also shows you yardage to the target, Also one NEW 3 Button remote control switch for easy access by the trigger to "save Time" !!! every second counts.
Click on the linkage in the quote to read the piece in its stomach-churning entirety. Also to read some deliciously snide commentary by one Mr. WORDS TWICE.
ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteWould have been easier to say "AIRSOFT LOL," but he clearly felt the need for more detail.
ReplyDeleteHEY! That looks just like mine. Except mine has three baralls, knot too like his. And my nite vizhun teevee is color, and the screan is biger. Almost forgot - it's handel holds a Ipod, to.
ReplyDeleteSo there.
Definitely a good choice for the Mall Ninja Hall of Fame.
ReplyDeleteApparently the guy has been photographed trying to sell the thing at a gun show or two. Would it be too much to ask?...Please God let somebody snap a picture of Jim Zumbo brandishing this thing.
ReplyDeleteMaybe English is their second language?
ReplyDelete(I'm trying to be nice!)
Sorry, but I'm not going to even try to read that "WORDS TWICE" website. Black backgrounds are so '90's, and then this one has a font that barely stands out against the background.
ReplyDeleteBut the pics were funny.
90’s? What can I say, I’m old school. I use a black background because quite frankly, staring at white backgrounds hurts my eyes.
ReplyDeleteAs for the mall ninja, what can I say that hasn’t already been said? I’m glad someone else finds snide commentary entertaining.
Thanks for the link.
"Maybe English is their second language?"
ReplyDeleteOne must have a first language before English can be the second...
Needs more rail.
ReplyDeleteI remain unimpressed as it does not include a titanium spork. He can has all the yardage to target he wants, but when the Van Camp's Light Brigade mounts a charge he'll wish he reprioritized.
ReplyDeleteThat's me! How'd they get my 'People of the Gun' pic?
ReplyDeleteapropos of nothing, have you seen this one?
ReplyDeletehttp://tinyurl.com/2hrudq
Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would have immediately asked about the big red button on the bottom of the gun.
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ReplyDeleteI remain unimpressed as it does not include a titanium spork. He can has all the yardage to target he wants, but when the Van Camp's Light Brigade mounts a charge he'll wish he reprioritized.
2:13 PM, January 26, 2008
That could have been an entire episode of Futurama.
shouldn't he have a flag behind him and somebody's head on the floor?
ReplyDeleteShouldn't it have a bayonet?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the bayonet's on his pistol.
ReplyDeleteOA, you mean like this pistol?
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to figure out how you would holster the silly thing...
I'm sorry, I got nuthin' here.
ReplyDeletephlegmfatale:
ReplyDeleteYay for the gratuitous movie reference, but tt was a little red button, wasn't it?
Yup, that's the one.
ReplyDelete"I'm still trying to figure out how you would holster the silly thing..."
Very carefully, neither missing fore or aft.
Do they throw in a free photog's vest?
"Yay for the gratuitous movie reference..." +1
ReplyDeleteThere's a reason he wears the mask, methinks.
ReplyDeletePutting something like this up, I don't think I would want anyone to know my identity either.
Some new application of Rule 3 I wasn’t previously aware of? Oh… HE wasn’t aware of Rule 3. Huh. If he adds one more accessory he’ll need a shooting stick on wheels to maintain any mobility at all!
ReplyDeletewas it "little" Alex? Crud, I can't rely on my memory for beans these days. Even so, I couldn't resist.
ReplyDeleteThat "gun" looks like a prop from a sci-fi movie. A movie that I wouldn't want to watch.
ReplyDeleteSome guy with a .22 caliber single shot pistol would take care of him.
ReplyDelete"Some guy with a .22 caliber single shot pistol would take care of him."
ReplyDeleteProb'ly would. hehehe Pffff... good puff'a smoke'd knock him over.
He's one of the ones that makes my case for levergunners.
I think I will pass in favor of a Callahan Fullbore Autolock. It's my very favorite gun.
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