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What in Odin's name are "lunar cooties"?
Have you seen Aliens, Marko? Them cooties grow big out there!
Uh, don't their SPACESUITS prevent exposure to lunar cooties?!Sheesh. Some people have no grasp of science.
May I assume they are of a genus different from Mars cooties?Where and how do people come up with this stuff?!!!
of course the cooties grow big in space- they can easily out-pace a free-floating cloud of cootie spray.
There was me lamenting all the re-makes of old 70s and 80s IP, when the next Summer Blockbuster's right there. From the people who brought you Snakes on a Plane:Cooties... FROM SPACE!
No, no....you misread. Some dumbass was looking for porn by googling lunar coochies.
If they had said "looney cooties" I would have thought they were looking for an article on hippies.
Girls? On the Moon?NASA has been hiding the best bits from us all!( Oh, and there is no danger of getting Mars Cooties ... everyone knows that Mars Needs Women. )
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What in Odin's name are "lunar cooties"?
ReplyDeleteHave you seen Aliens, Marko? Them cooties grow big out there!
ReplyDeleteUh, don't their SPACESUITS prevent exposure to lunar cooties?!
ReplyDeleteSheesh. Some people have no grasp of science.
May I assume they are of a genus different from Mars cooties?
ReplyDeleteWhere and how do people come up with this stuff?!!!
of course the cooties grow big in space- they can easily out-pace a free-floating cloud of cootie spray.
ReplyDeleteThere was me lamenting all the re-makes of old 70s and 80s IP, when the next Summer Blockbuster's right there.
ReplyDeleteFrom the people who brought you Snakes on a Plane:
Cooties... FROM SPACE!
No, no....you misread. Some dumbass was looking for porn by googling lunar coochies.
ReplyDeleteIf they had said "looney cooties" I would have thought they were looking for an article on hippies.
ReplyDeleteGirls? On the Moon?
ReplyDeleteNASA has been hiding the best bits from us all!
( Oh, and there is no danger of getting Mars Cooties ... everyone knows that Mars Needs Women. )