Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Overheard in the living room...

So I'm piddling around in the dining room when I hear my roomie's voice wafting from the room with the big TeeWee:

"You never take out the trash! Oh yeah? Well, you snore! The sofa would look so much better over there!"

Suddenly confused, I stuck my head in the room and asked "What are you talking about?"

"Oh," she explained "the news crawler on the TV said 'California To Hear Gay Marriage Arguments' and I was wondering what made them different from regular marriage arguments."
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12 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:27 PM, March 04, 2008

    You know, it COULD mean that the "My former boyfriend had a HUGE c**k compared to YOURS" argument would be either unilateral, or nonexistent.

    Was that out loud?

    Sorry.

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  2. Tam12:32 PM, March 04, 2008

    "Was that out loud?"

    Yes it was.

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  3. Anonymous12:47 PM, March 04, 2008

    hey, I SAID sorry.

    Inner voice, inner voice.

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  4. Comrade Misfit12:51 PM, March 04, 2008

    "Are arguments in gay marriage any different"

    There are at least two of such things in my family. The short answer is "no." Same arguments over the same things as my parents fought over.

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  5. Mark1:11 PM, March 04, 2008

    At least the argument over the shade of the drapes wouldn't be this lopsided "They should be cerise!" "I don't care", it'd be over Pantone swatches and involve quality of daylight from *both* sides.

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  6. Roberta X2:44 PM, March 04, 2008

    I dunno -- I still wanna know what's so special about gay married arguments that a whole big state has to sit and listen. Is it not better manners to try to ignore all disputes among partners of whatever assortment?

    ...H'mmm, I'd like to have salient and pithy points to make but I spect time will solve this issue. Or aty least resolve it.

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  7. Turk Turon3:06 PM, March 04, 2008

    "Cerise!"
    "Cerulean!"
    "Cerise!"
    "Cerulean!"

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  8. BobG5:50 PM, March 04, 2008

    At least there wouldn't be arguments over whether the toilet seat should be left up or down.

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  9. NotClauswitz7:07 PM, March 04, 2008

    BobG, you might be wrong...

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  10. Jay G10:26 PM, March 04, 2008

    I dunno why anyone would be against gay marriage.

    Why should homosexuals be spared the agony?

    ;)

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  11. Cybrludite1:00 AM, March 05, 2008

    Just like a stright one, only more lisping... (or possibly more flannel, depending)

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  12. phlegmfatale1:47 AM, March 05, 2008

    David Lee Roth quote of the day--
    "Marriage involves three rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

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