Tuesday, March 04, 2008

You're doing it even wronger.


Please report to the nearest Soylent Green vat and jump in. Oh, and do remember to strip first. Thank you for your cooperation.
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9 comments:

  1. theirritablearchitect2:00 PM, March 04, 2008

    May we opt for throwing the dolt into the furnace-powered electrical generator instead, a la Brave New World.

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  2. Anonymous2:37 PM, March 04, 2008

    Tam,
    I've got to go with b&n on this one. We don't know that the future darwin award winners condition is not akin to mad cow disease. Thus, I would prefer to not ingest such a creature.

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  3. Tam5:28 PM, March 04, 2008

    Good point.

    Flaming Idiots: The Ultimate Renewable Energy Source.

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  4. BobG5:48 PM, March 04, 2008

    You have to wonder when lolcat spelling became the standard.

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  5. Anonymous6:23 PM, March 04, 2008

    When they stopped requiring regular spelling in schools. ("Aren't they cute. They're so creative!")

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  6. staghounds8:41 PM, March 04, 2008

    That would indeed be a...


    wait for it....




    horrible screaning death (tm).

    Word verification, ACOMA

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  7. Anonymous10:34 PM, March 04, 2008

    Furnace, hell ...

    1 metric ton of idiot can, through heat depolymerization, be converted into about 80 gallons of Soylent Diesel.

    Fuel's expensive ... and my Diesel Suburban is getting hungry.

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  8. Anonymous6:30 PM, March 05, 2008

    Even if we didn't "green" him, just "Strip first"?

    Couldn't we at least work in a delousing and a shower too?

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  9. Anonymous10:30 PM, March 05, 2008

    That's the beauty of heat depolymerization. No cleanup needed, since the product is fuel, not food.

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