Get a haircut and get a real job. Clean your act up and don't be a slob. Get it together like your big brother Bob. Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job.
I may be a day late and a Euro short, but I scored "Near Death - Delusions of Godlike Power." And I have only had 5 cups of my Special Saturday Pot of Double Strength Community Dark Roast. Hell, I must be off the scale on most days. And I know that I've slowed considerably over the last 9 years. When I get to C&R status on December 7th, I might blow a head gasket.
I've been up all night
ReplyDeleteGet a haircut and get a real job.
ReplyDeleteClean your act up and don't be a slob.
Get it together like your big brother Bob.
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job.
Huh?
ReplyDeleteYour such an emo hippie-chick, Tam. Get that metal out of your face, and turn that sick music down!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous has your number now...
You obviously need more caffeine.
ReplyDeleteNear Death - Delusions of Godlike power
ReplyDeleteHie thee over to Coffee Brake at 62nd and Allisonville and have them grind you some "Australian Mountaintop." Yummy.
ReplyDeleteI scored as "Vibrating Crackhead".
ReplyDeleteI guess that means I've had a lot of coffee.
Not quite up to speed yet? You can probably get some down around 10th street, though you may have to settle for crack.
ReplyDeleteThats a lot of caffeine.
ReplyDeleteErg. Why?
My muse takes a lot of waterboarding.
ReplyDeleteI may be a day late and a Euro short, but I scored "Near Death - Delusions of Godlike Power." And I have only had 5 cups of my Special Saturday Pot of Double Strength Community Dark Roast. Hell, I must be off the scale on most days. And I know that I've slowed considerably over the last 9 years. When I get to C&R status on December 7th, I might blow a head gasket.
ReplyDeleteFour cups in the morning at 5am and one to go in the car and I've got the furnace lit. Life begins after coffee.
ReplyDeleteInsanely High - A vibrating crackhead
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Hmm... and I haven't even had any coffee today...