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Don't you mean:"Today is Werner Heisenberg's birthday.""Are you certain?"
I remeber watching a video tape in high school physics - I know, dating myself - that kept talking about Max "Plunck" and "Heesenburg". Scarily, only one other student thought THAT was hysterically funny and we both had to do "explain ourselves" to the headmaster.Luckily, he thought it was pretty funny too.
Anon:You had videotape in high school?We had 16mm film.
Absolutely we're sure-- his birthday's a constant. ;)Now, will somebody open the box and tell me whether we need to buy cat food?
A constant? What the h?!?
Oh, geez, the last time I worried about this sort of thing I freaked out after opening a bag of M&Ms and the first 9 out of the bag were all yellow.....
Has anybody seen my cat?
The probability distribution for Planck's birthday is at it's highest value on this day.
Schroedingers cat was playing with a string "theory" over here.
now that.. is awesome. Y'all made my morning. :)
There is too much particle physics going on here. But I have to say I enjoyed the humor. The next thing that will come up is cold fusion and the old jokes about gluon's and muon's.
It's all in the spin -- Muon.org
Joe Huffman wins the thread!
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Don't you mean:
ReplyDelete"Today is Werner Heisenberg's birthday."
"Are you certain?"
I remeber watching a video tape in high school physics - I know, dating myself - that kept talking about Max "Plunck" and "Heesenburg".
ReplyDeleteScarily, only one other student thought THAT was hysterically funny and we both had to do "explain ourselves" to the headmaster.
Luckily, he thought it was pretty funny too.
Anon:
ReplyDeleteYou had videotape in high school?
We had 16mm film.
Absolutely we're sure-- his birthday's a constant. ;)
ReplyDeleteNow, will somebody open the box and tell me whether we need to buy cat food?
A constant? What the h?!?
ReplyDeleteOh, geez, the last time I worried about this sort of thing I freaked out after opening a bag of M&Ms and the first 9 out of the bag were all yellow.....
ReplyDeleteHas anybody seen my cat?
ReplyDeleteThe probability distribution for Planck's birthday is at it's highest value on this day.
ReplyDeleteSchroedingers cat was playing with a string "theory" over here.
ReplyDeletenow that.. is awesome. Y'all made my morning. :)
ReplyDeleteThere is too much particle physics going on here. But I have to say I enjoyed the humor.
ReplyDeleteThe next thing that will come up is cold fusion and the old jokes about gluon's and muon's.
It's all in the spin -- Muon.org
ReplyDeleteJoe Huffman wins the thread!
ReplyDelete