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“I only regret that I have but one face to palm for my country.”
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Can't keep a good man down.
Rustmeister, proprietor of Rustmeister's Alehouse, was attacked by his appendix the other day. He's pretty tough, so his appendix didn't stand a chance. Get Well wishes may be delivered here.
What caliber for appendix?
ReplyDeleteI dunno, ask Rusty.
ReplyDeleteI think he just throttled it with his bare hands, or stared at it real hard until it started crying and ran away.
That's funny right there.
ReplyDeleteAppendix was no pushover, but I did manage to pull it out.
Wounds would indicate a .22 down low, with a couple of .30's to the midsection. Kind of a reverse Mozambique.
That's what I plan to tell my grandkids, anyway.