Friday, August 01, 2008

Reincarnation is probably just wishful thinking...

...but if it were true, you would have to live a very, very virtuous life indeed to come back as a pen-tailed tree shrew, hanging around in scenic rain forests and subsisting on an all-booze diet without ever having to worry about your trim, seven-ounce figure.

(H/T to reader RedneckInNY.)

6 comments:

  1. Stay away from the Silver Bullet and Bud plants.

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  2. I'm parking myself in a wine tree.

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  3. captcha: omyhm

    O my, hm. The sound I make as I figure out what I have to do to get some good karma built up...

    There must be some kinda' drawback to this. Surely there's some vicious beast that eats these critters alive in a most painful way. Nothing is that lucky.

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  4. So..... is their liver like..... roughly 80% of their body weight?

    Judging from the pic, that palm nectar must be equivalent to light beer...... no dunlap disease evident there...........

    .... I wonder if they use that feathery tail to tickle their passed out kin's noses, just to watch them smack themselves in the face......

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  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OixsVOrPNh4

    i loved your thoughts ..my book is about reincarnation...

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