Sunday, August 10, 2008

Solo flight.

So, last night I prepared to wow my roomie with my newfound confidence and mad, 1337 skillz in the kitchen: I made my first solo flight with fried asparagus and baked salmon a lá Gunsmith Bob. (Because anything that lets you grab most of a stick of butter in your bare mitt and rub it lasciviously over pristine salmon steaks is just big fun to make.)

No lemon juice from a bottle or garlic from a can, either. Okay, I didn't use evaporative trays to collect the sea salt from the ocean and the pepper was from a grinder, but other than that, I did everything but catch the fish.

I carried the plates into the living room, we sat at our respective TeeWee trays, I sampled my fare... It's probably considered déclassé, if not outright gauche, to make little ecstatic whimpering noises over your own cooking, but I did. Dang, that was good. I started throwing avaricious glances towards my roomie's plate, but she managed to hoover her vittles before I was even halfway done.

I guess we can call this a success. Go Team Me!

7 comments:

  1. yay you! (lots of recipes on the ol' intarwebz, btw)

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  2. "hoover her vittles "

    My first good laugh of the day.
    Thanks!

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  3. big salmon fillets

    1/2 cup olive oil
    1/2 coup bourbon (drinkable, but not high-class)
    3 Tbsp soy sauce

    1) Whisk together
    2) Baste fillets liberally (not politically)
    3) bake at 450 for 20 minutes, basting again every 5 minutes.
    4) 5min before done, whisk up the remaining sauce (make sure you conserved some sauce during your early liberal behavior) and simmer it for a couple minutes to de-boozify it.
    5) serve with the sauce

    I like to add blanched, chilled asparagus to the plate with a mustard vinegrette dressing

    I'm ashamed to say where that recipe came from - some serial cookbook set in my mom's house years ago. *slammin* and easy.

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  4. "1/2 coup" bourbon - this is important. Do stop before there's a complete drunken kitchen mutiny.

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  5. I am always impressed with fancy cooking, because I am no good at it. I can make an omlette, but my best recipe is Spam a la charbone"

    You slice the spam thin, by choice leaving the fingers behind. Put it in a frying pan on an electric hot plate on high. When the smoke detector goes off, its done. Salt and Pepper as necessary. Either eat with a fork from the pan, or serve on bread as a sandwich.

    I generally visit my good friend Marty and his wife (my ex-wife) for dinner. Good eats at that place.

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  6. Epicurious.com is one of the better organized and user-reviewed sites out there...

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  7. A friend of mine likes to baste salmon in butter, garlic, and brown sugar and then grill it.

    Glad you're havin fun in the kitchen!

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