Wednesday, October 22, 2008

I know it takes all kinds of critters...

...to make Farmer Vincent's fritters, and all...


...but certain search queries just scream "Help Me!" loudly and clearly.

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  1. EWWWW!!!!!!! That particular search definitely screams "help me!".

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  2. How the Hell did that point to you I wonder?

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  3. Well, give a man enough rope and he'll hang himself...

    (I'll get my coat. :) )

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  4. Clyde Bruckman: You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation.

    Fox Mulder: Why are you telling me that?

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  5. Not only does this goober want this sort of snuff film, but he wants it without paying for it. Da noive.

    (Captcha word: "tumblo." Scary.)

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  6. what can i say? this time i wanted to watch instead of participate.

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  7. There are times when I've been accused of "lacking people skills." It's been shown to me by people in a position to know, that I very seldom ask questions about other people.

    I subscribe to the "Everybody Is Somebody Else's Weirdo" principle. Few people were ever born who, if you were to learn all their secrets, beliefs, persuasions, preferences and habits, wouldn't make you go
    OMG EWWWWWWWW!

    That being the case, I find the less I know about people, the less I'm creeped out by them.

    gvi

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  8. Hint to searcher: "Don't try it at home or any other kinky place. It can kill. Then some guys come to process the scene, find the hidden secrets, see that the carcass is bagged and transported to the place of autopsy, and then explains it all to your mother."

    No doubt I left something out, but it is late.

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  9. Actually it doesn't so much scream help as it does "Gackkkk" *twitch* it.

    And to make it even more absurd, the word verification is "ovenonli". Like gas is that much more pleasant.

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  10. Actually it doesn't so much scream help as it does "Gackkkk" *twitch* it.

    And to make it even more absurd, the word verification is "ovenonli". Like gas is that much more pleasant.

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  11. Some people are willing to do WAAAY too much to get a thrill.

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  12. "I subscribe to the "Everybody Is Somebody Else's Weirdo" principle."

    Not me, but I wonder about everybody else a lot. I really do.

    wv=ninsti

    I heard this word in an Eddie Murphy movie, "My brother Ninsti has forgiven me!"

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  13. Hey now, the zombie flick Boy Eats Girl would fall under this search and was a halfway decent movie.

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