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Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Schism.
Today is the day when heretical Reformed followers of John Moses Browning celebrate His birth. We Orthodox types celebrate on the correct day, which is the 23rd.
Ultra Orthodox members carry every single gun he invented. They do not get out much as the weight of so many firearms leaves them stranded in their gun rooms.
Range Trip! I have the 23rd off and am only 20 minutes from the NRA range. Let's check the ol' range bag: 1911? Check and Check (.45 and Super .38) Colt Woodsman? Check Winchester 1894? Check Winchester 1895? Check Auto 5? Che... damn! Can't use it on the NRA range. Well, that's still enough to honor St. John of Ogden (PBUH).
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for I am armed by John Moses Browning.
Orthodox can never mix ball with wadcutter, or even semi-jacketed hollow points. And you have to keep a separate set of magazines and cleaning rods for each.
I must ask, because I don't know. What are the differences between Reform JMB followers and Orthodox JMB followers?
ReplyDeleteDo reform followers use Wilson magazines?
-Rob
Reform members carry High Powers/P35s.
ReplyDeleteOrthodox members carry 1911s and 1903s.
Ultra Orthodox members carry every single gun he invented. They do not get out much as the weight of so many firearms leaves them stranded in their gun rooms.
Shootin' Buddy
Range Trip! I have the 23rd off and am only 20 minutes from the NRA range. Let's check the ol' range bag:
ReplyDelete1911? Check and Check (.45 and Super .38)
Colt Woodsman? Check
Winchester 1894? Check
Winchester 1895? Check
Auto 5? Che... damn! Can't use it on the NRA range.
Well, that's still enough to honor St. John of Ogden (PBUH).
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for I am armed by John Moses Browning.
apostate. Every day is JMB day (PBUH)
ReplyDeleteAmen brother og...
ReplyDeleteI blame the occupation of the Capitol by Democrats for the warring between factions.
ReplyDeletePBUH! PBUH! PBPBPBPB-RATT-ATT-TAT-TAT-TAT!! :-)
ReplyDelete(Win 1890, Colt 1911A1, A-5 Light-Twelve)
Ogg nailed it , i cant add more
ReplyDeleteMaybe he was miraculously born on both dates?
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Maybe he was miraculously born on both dates?
ReplyDeleteThink of his poor mother!
AR15.com answer: Celebrate both!
ReplyDeleteWhat Og said!!
ReplyDeleteWoo!
ReplyDeleteGonna have to put a reminder in my Outlook Calendar to wish my rainbow-farting tofu-eater co-workers a happy John Moses Browning Day on Friday.
Orthodox can never mix ball with wadcutter, or even semi-jacketed hollow points. And you have to keep a separate set of magazines and cleaning rods for each.
ReplyDeleteFWIW, I'm celebrating Friday.