Friday, January 02, 2009

Their guns must be broken.

Via email, I learned that all the evil death-dealing guns in North Dakota must be broken. The state, which normally has about ten murders a year, had a fairly peaceful '08, with only two people on the wrong end of a homicide for the entire period. Both were committed with knives...

2 comments:

  1. Not only that, nobody got their eye shot out with a BB gun!

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  2. Keep your guns in good repair then and save a life.

    Broken guns cause knifings.

    And if those knives break, we'll have to take a hint from Archie Bunker and defenestrate them.

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