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Friday, February 05, 2010
The Loophole Loophole.
“Loophole” = “People Doing Legal $#!t I Don’t Like”.
Later on, I will exploit the Carbon Footprint Loophole to take my Mass Transit Loophole to the Starving The Poor People Loophole and get some Unhealthy Food Loophole for dinner.
Complying with the law is always a loop hole. They are not supposed to arrest you or steal your money if you comply with the law. A loophole is what lets their rightful revenue fall through the legal cracks.
Of coarse, that's only "not supposed". These days they arrest and fine due to the weather.
Don't forget that you'll be packing your Blood In The Streets Loophole that you got through your 2nd Amendment Loophole, quite possibly purchased using the Gunshow Loophole.
It's a play on words. The downtown part of Chicago is called "The Loop", see, an area bordered by the lake, the chicago river, and roosevelt road. And Daley is the biggest asshole in the loop.... ah, nevermind.
I thought a loophole was what held your belt up. Shows what I know.
ReplyDeleteI thought a loophole was something you stuck a Kentucky rifle through to kill Indians.
ReplyDeleteOr a shotgun to kill zombies.
Complying with the law is always a loop hole. They are not supposed to arrest you or steal your money if you comply with the law. A loophole is what lets their rightful revenue fall through the legal cracks.
ReplyDeleteOf coarse, that's only "not supposed". These days they arrest and fine due to the weather.
I thought loophole referred to dick daley.
ReplyDelete"I thought loophole referred to dick daley."
ReplyDeleteNo, you're thinking of "bunghole".
Don't forget that you'll be packing your Blood In The Streets Loophole that you got through your 2nd Amendment Loophole, quite possibly purchased using the Gunshow Loophole.
ReplyDeleteThere's no such thing as loophole.
ReplyDeleteI've heard that one before.
"No, you're thinking of "bunghole"."
ReplyDeleteIt's a play on words. The downtown part of Chicago is called "The Loop", see, an area bordered by the lake, the chicago river, and roosevelt road. And Daley is the biggest asshole in the loop.... ah, nevermind.