Anyone whose Roxxxy dumps them and runs off with their Robot High Fiver should hang themselves with the unspooled tapes of their Betamax copies of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century...
"Anyone whose Roxxxy dumps them and runs off with their Robot High Fiver should hang themselves with the unspooled tapes of their Betamax copies of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century..."
"Estimated Patent Expiration Date: Not Soon Enough"
ReplyDeleteFixed it for them.
Although I want neither, I've never thought that there wasn't a market for a realistic sex doll.
ReplyDeleteSo where's the market for the High Fiver?!?
What's really bugging me is how did you stumble upon this?
ReplyDeleteThe current title in the Reading Room at Roseholme Cottage is Patently Absurd: The Most Ridiculous Devices Ever Invented.
ReplyDeleteI saw the pic of "Roxxy" and this came to mind:
ReplyDelete"Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?" - Lenore, Serenity
wv- copater "Cannibalism is a crime, Officer."
wow Tams, I really hate to see you hung up on this robot sex thing.
ReplyDeleteLet it go honey.
Gotta say, when I saw the reference to Roxxx and schematic of the robotic hand, my thoughts ran less towards "high-five" and more towards "low-six"...
ReplyDeleteShould be a better market in that area; They might wanna umm, re-tool it, as it were ;)
Al Terego
Anyone whose Roxxxy dumps them and runs off with their Robot High Fiver should hang themselves with the unspooled tapes of their Betamax copies of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century...
ReplyDeleteGives a new meaning to the old term "meat space" doesn't it.
ReplyDeleteMr Fixit
I beg to differ. She is NOT the perfect sex robot. She talks.
ReplyDelete(runz.)
I'll stick with getting rejected by real women, thanks. Getting rejected by a robot would be the nadir of my social life.
ReplyDeleteAt least my ARs love me.
wv: hesse. Land of those soldiers whom Washington once asked by written correspondence "Prithee, what nowe, bytches? - Gen'l. Geo. Wash."
"Anyone whose Roxxxy dumps them and runs off with their Robot High Fiver should hang themselves with the unspooled tapes of their Betamax copies of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century..."
ReplyDeleteHeh. Close, but wrong collection.
"Buck Naked in the 25 Sin Trois"
AT
Okay, I LOL'ed. :D
ReplyDelete"wow Tams, I really hate to see you hung up on this robot sex thing.
ReplyDeleteLet it go honey."
Hey, we're competing for the same demographic, dammit.