Thursday, February 18, 2010

The purpose of the Internet.

Thanks to Atom Smasher, I have discovered the reason Al Gore invented the intarw3bz: Because if he hadn't, we never would have seen the adventures of Axe Cop.

No pretentious hipster can do Dada like a five-year-old kid. 

I think the intertubes better start warming up its acceptance speech for the Nobel Prize.

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  1. "We should put these heads on a stick and put bombs in them."

    I think Marco should try this ...

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  2. I feel the same kind of nausea that I get from reading Proust in a moving automobile.

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  3. It keeps getting better, Matt. And by "better", I mean "just absolutely surreal".

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  4. The bottom left panel in the answer to question #8 is so full of win...

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  5. I had to stop after Dinosaur/Avacado Soldier got the unicorn horn. Otherwise, I was going to hurt myself. It's best in small doses, like single-malt scotch.

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  6. "What about my tryout?"

    "We don't need you now that we have a giant robot suit."

    That's harsh.

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  7. (Head in hands.) I thought I was styling today when I found Epic Beard Man but now I'm one-upped by a snowbound blonde uber-armed hobo-tech.

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  8. Ok, who else thinks Mas Ayoob has a case for likeness royalties?

    Heh.

    http://smartflix.com/vidcaps/lvidcap_4462.jpg

    http://www.personaldefensesolutions.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/MA-LFIHandSafety.jpg

    Rabbit.

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  9. Oh Jesus, my lungs hurt... I just read the bit where Socks-For-Arms Bad Santa buys a chainsaw. This, to me, is at least five times funnier than any other web-comic out there. (Which actually wouldn't be saying much, if it weren't for Doctor McNinja.)

    I can only say, genuinely, thanks for sharing!

    LCD

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  10. Holey Jeebus!

    I can't believe Tam mentioned "Axe Cop"!

    I thought I would never stop crying from laughing so hard when I read the first few episodes.

    I should spread the word around my Department to send this kid some Department patches, with a note telling him "We wish we had a partner like Axe Cop!"

    -W

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  11. Axe Cop Trailer!
    Here!
    Woot!

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