Monday, March 08, 2010

They report this like it's news.

Wow! Mahmoud's a Troofer! Who knew?

Must have been a slow news day.

Meanwhile, in Turkey, an earthquake.

These tremors are somehow America's fault, and can only be fixed by giving lots of money to Third World dictators so they can reupholster the presidential Bentley with fresh ocelot skins.

8 comments:

  1. I can understand blaming America for the quakes around the ring of fire due to our sudden swing to the left, but Turkey?

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  2. Come on now...

    Everyone knows we have an earthquake machine in Alaska. I mean Hugo Chavez said so. So you know it is the gospel truth..

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  3. Ahmadenijad looks a lot like my dad -- similar builds, similar coloring, similar beards. It's one reason I don't watch the news much. Too freaky.

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  4. Keep your charity closer to home.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8535189.stm

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  5. I agree... Obama needs to stop playing with the earthquake machine. I mean, it isn't a toy!

    s

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  6. Everyone knows we have an earthquake machine in Alaska. I mean Hugo Chavez said so. So you know it is the gospel truth..

    If Chavez says it's so, you know it ain't so. Mother Earth's vibrator is actually the state of Florida.

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  7. "...so they can reupholster the presidential Bentley with fresh ocelot skins." Heh! -- Lyle

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  8. Don't worry Tam. The money we're giving those third world dictators is really from China. We just pass it on through.

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