Overheard in the Office:
Me: "If you're going to have gun laws, which we do, even though I think we shouldn't, then there has to be a definition of 'gun'. Otherwise you could say 'Well, I took the front sight off it, so it isn't a gun anymore, because I took it apart.' I mean, how far do you have to take it apart before it is no longer a gun?"
RX: "...ultimately, all laws are based on reductio ad absurdium. Er, absurdum."
Me: "Yeah, 'absurdium' is the ore they dig up to make laws out of."
RX: "Law is the dross from refined absurdium."
The Chairperson of the Lake rose, clad in glittering Regulite, and cast the Absurdium blade Expostfactibur toward Prime Minister Arthur...
ReplyDeleteI'll be here all weekend.
You two are right on top of the situation, as usual.
ReplyDeleteYahoo! Another element to add to my table!
ReplyDeleteDoes Absurdium decay into Pelosium, or vice versa?
ReplyDeleteI thought Law was made in a sausage factory?
ReplyDeleteAbsurdium is refined in a sausage factory.
ReplyDeleteMmmm, sausage ...
ReplyDeleteYou two need an early morning FM radio show. Forget Bob and Tom, it's Tam and Robbie...or Robbie and Tam. I dunno.
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