I have always thanked God that I cannot smell the people on TV. Imagine being able to watch TV and catch an overripe whiff of Ruby Starr, or Bud Cort, or John Belushi. Think about how horrid it would be to flip through the channels and come accidentally upon a reeking Amy Winehouse.
I use my nose to smell, just like Ashton Kutcher!
ReplyDeleteGood lord.
ReplyDeleteI have always thanked God that I cannot smell the people on TV. Imagine being able to watch TV and catch an overripe whiff of Ruby Starr, or Bud Cort, or John Belushi. Think about how horrid it would be to flip through the channels and come accidentally upon a reeking Amy Winehouse.
bleaugh. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Heh. Best in lineup:
ReplyDeleteJ.Lo's 'My Glow'---Capture the essence of being a new mom! Uh, NO.
Sarah Jessica Parker's---Capture the essence of Carrie Bradshaw (a desperate, aging slut in NYC). PASS.
I dunno. If I find a youngish lady that smells like Outer's solvent, I might consider giving marriage another try.
ReplyDeleteTam, why do you have to be so contrary? Why can't you just go along with whatever Madison Avenue tells you is cool?
ReplyDeleteOh! Wait! You should market your own fragance, ala rickn8or, eau de 45!
If i ever find a gal who smells like butche's bore shine and burnt imr powder. WoW!!
ReplyDeleteWalt
Perhaps Kari Byron? Burning metal, smokeless powder residue, and a whiff of minor nuttiness from Adam and Jamie.
ReplyDeleteOn second thought, lets just push the whole mess into the East River and forget about it.
Jim
Must . . . resist . . . joke . . . that . . . will . . . get . . . me . . . in . . . trouble.
ReplyDeleteO.K., we're all thinking it but I just HAD to type it. :-)
Shootin' Buddy
Open a can of tuna and smell like Paris Hilton...
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