The terrorism guy said that it did look, in fact, like Faisal had been recruited by the Pakistani Taliban, despite all his neighbors back in Waziristan talking about what a quiet boy he'd been.
"Recruited?!" says Matt, "I thought he volunteered! But, I mean, wouldn't there be a test or something?" at which point I blurted at the screen:
"If you really wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans."
"I do!"
"Oh, yeah? How much?"
"A lot!"
"Right. You're in."
But I am a member of the Judean People's Front...
ReplyDeleteSplitter!
ReplyDeleteTam:
ReplyDeleteDid you see the hysterical NYT story about the dude having a Kel-Tec carbine in his car?
Or the hysterical WP editorial about how the NRA is a bunch of terrorist supporters because they oppose stopping people on the terrorist watch list from purchasing guns?
Poor Alot...now he's taking the blame for (pathetic, inept, wannabe) terrorists. AT
ReplyDeletewv: unbleted...can't unblete till we unvote.
Yea.... Deserves a link too!
ReplyDeleteJudean People's Front
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb_qHP7VaZE
...and here's them trying whip up the hatred of the Westerners ... I mean Romans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWfh6sGyso&NR=1
Horrible that real life is now but a pale reflection of Monty Python movies and skits.
ReplyDelete"... first as tragedy then as farce."
Y'know, I think I'd volunteer to un-retire for the opportunity to school some tango on grammar and syntax...
ReplyDelete"Conjugate, man, conjugate!"
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
ReplyDeleteNaughtius Maximus
I thought we were the Popular Front...
ReplyDeletePopular Front? Piss off!
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to the Popular Front?
He's over there.
SPLITTER!
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
ReplyDeleteHowever, like it or not, he is the president. For a few more years, anyway.
Jim