If I had a chainsaw, I'd chainsaw in the morning, I'd chainsaw in the evening, All over this land. I'd chainsaw out danger, I'd chainsaw out warning, I'd chainsaw out love between My brother and my sister, AaaaaaaaAaall over this land!
Hang a sign on your door: "Madame Tamara, Certified Tree Psychic", and scream in sobbing agony with every cut. If he asks what's wrong, point at the cut limbs and cry "I can still feel them... it's like they're still attached!"
Wait a minute. A HIPPIE doing WORK that doesn't involve growing marijuana or trying to make it to a Dead concert AND knowing how to use a chainsaw? As Unc would say "Unpossible!"
Don't tell me, let me guess what he's singing:
ReplyDeleteIf I had a chainsaw,
I'd chainsaw in the morning,
I'd chainsaw in the evening,
All over this land.
I'd chainsaw out danger,
I'd chainsaw out warning,
I'd chainsaw out love between
My brother and my sister,
AaaaaaaaAaall over this land!
Bob, that just brought a tear to my eye, and also a smile to my face.
ReplyDeleteHang a sign on your door: "Madame Tamara, Certified Tree Psychic", and scream in sobbing agony with every cut. If he asks what's wrong, point at the cut limbs and cry "I can still feel them... it's like they're still attached!"
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me, let me guess what he's singing
ReplyDeleteWhat, no Lumberjack Song? Complete with chorus of Mounties? (chuckle)
If he's wearing high heels, suspenders and a bra, I'm ditching work and coming down there to see.
ReplyDeleteJust don't wave at him. He'll either fall , or there will be blood.
ReplyDeleteWhich caliber for hippie? :)
ReplyDeleteAl T.
What, no pics of this? Criminal.
ReplyDeleteCaliber? Any good varmint cal. will do of course, but I would favor good ol' .22 Mag.
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Al T. asked,
ReplyDelete"What caliber for hippie?"
Al, most hippies I know prefer the .45 ACP, but if you bring the ammo, they'll shoot about anything.
Wait a minute. A HIPPIE doing WORK that doesn't involve growing marijuana or trying to make it to a Dead concert AND knowing how to use a chainsaw? As Unc would say "Unpossible!"
ReplyDeleteMust be a redneck hippie. Them's good folks as long as you need something torn down, built (not to code) or an old pickup truck worked on.
ReplyDeleteAny hippie chainsawing a tree is fine by me.
ReplyDeleteGood practice for when the zombie menace awakens, and ammo is dear.
ReplyDeleteYou can use the saw, or hey-- dig what the word verification suggested you use!
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