Friday, April 01, 2011

Overheard in the Hallway:

RX: "I love Saturdays! Let's go to the range today!"

Me: "It's not Saturday."

RX: "No, but it is April 1st!"

Me: "Are you looking for my April Fool's joke?"

RX: "No, did you do one?"

Me: "'Cause you'll find it in the box next to my non-existent Halloween costumes and the ridiculous little green plastic bowler you don't see me wearing on St. Patrick's Day."
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16 comments:

  1. Paul9:18 AM, April 01, 2011

    Man, are you a grump before coffee or what. Go drink Og's concoction and maybe your mood will improve. :-)

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  2. Joanna10:19 AM, April 01, 2011

    My April Fools' joke is that after today, I'm on vacation for a week and all my accounts will be someone else's problem. Moohoohahahaha.

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  3. theirritablearchitect10:25 AM, April 01, 2011

    Paul beat me to it.

    A second cup, perhaps?

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  4. staghounds10:32 AM, April 01, 2011

    Sheesh, even Bob Dylan knows what day it is.

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  5. Bubblehead Les.11:32 AM, April 01, 2011

    I thought you kept it by the Wookie Suit?

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  6. Scott12:27 PM, April 01, 2011

    I must be confused, what is Og's Concoction? Maybe I need some every morning. My spouse, remaining children, dogs, cats and neighbors would appreciate it.

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  7. Derp12:56 PM, April 01, 2011

    anyone know if Uncle's current status is a joke?

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  8. Epsilon Given3:17 PM, April 01, 2011

    The conversation should have gone like this:

    RX: "I love Saturdays! Let's go to the range today!"

    Me: "It's not Saturday."

    RX: "What does that have to do with going to the range?"

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  9. Anonymous3:42 PM, April 01, 2011

    Any more it's knock this, trash that...dissing St. Paddy's Day for crying out loud? Next you'll be ragging on Santa Claus.

    You know what? Eff this place; if I wanted to watch all the great institutions of America be derided and defiled, I'd join the Dim party...I'm outta here.

    AT

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  10. Tam3:44 PM, April 01, 2011

    "Next you'll be ragging on Santa Claus."

    I hate to be the one to break this to you, but...

    :D

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  11. Anonymous3:53 PM, April 01, 2011

    AAAHHH! YOU BI...oh wait, never mind because I CAN'T HEAR IF I'M NOT HERE!

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  12. atlharp4:16 PM, April 01, 2011

    My personal belief is that April Fool's Day started on January 20, 2009 and has yet to end. :-P

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  13. Anonymous6:13 PM, April 01, 2011

    I thought April Fools Day was on the 15th?

    Gerry

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  14. Mark Alger7:29 PM, April 01, 2011

    Gerry;

    Nah. That's just when we Fools and our money are soon parted.

    M

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  15. Paul8:13 PM, April 01, 2011

    Og's concoction was Cocao powder mixed with oatmeal hydrated with coffee. Add eggs and you have cake.

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  16. BGMiller9:54 PM, April 01, 2011

    I hate April Fools....

    As a dedicated prankster I don't have much patience for Amateur's Day.


    BGM

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